1 part sound doctrine*
10 parts heresy
50 parts water
20 parts
hubris
30 parts your own opinion
20 parts disobedience
10 parts sexual
freedom license
10 parts Bishop bashing
10 parts Magisterium
malice
10 parts Patriarchal polemics
10 parts “the next Pope will allow
this”
15 parts “for the children”
10 parts “following my
conscience”
*1 part sound doctrine can be reduced if it is still too pungent for your
taste, but generally dissident stew is more effective if mixed with some sound
doctrine.