The Blogging Ten Commandments

Most people are not aware of what the Ten Commandments actually said before Moses broke the tablets. When Moses came down from Mt. Sinai and saw that the Israelites had melted down their laptops, routers and servers to make a Golden Calf he broke the tablets since blogging would not be reintroduced for 4000 years. It is not well known the level of technology that our founders in faith enjoyed. In fact original sin resulted because Eve fell into temptation and took a byte of memory from an Apple computer and convinced Adam to do the same. Men tried to build a computer tower case to Heaven at Babel and as a result of their pride, God confused the operating systems so that they would not understand each others computer languages. To this day people still say “I belong to Paul,” or “I belong to Mac,” or “I belong to Unix, ” or “I belong to PC”.

Anyway, here are the original Ten Commandments:

I am the LORD your God, you shall have no other blogs before me.

You shall not blog the Name of the LORD your God in vain.

Keep holy the blogosphere.

Honor thy Father and Mother blogs (Mark Shea and Amy Welborn)

You shall not kill thy users comments unless in self defense or to keep civil thy blog.

You shall not commit blogdultery by spending more time on thy blog then thy spouse.

You shall not steal thy neighbors links without given him credit.

You shall not misrepresent thy fellow bloggers especially thou shall fully read their post before ranting.

You shall not covet the quality of thy neighbors blog

You shall not covet thy neighbor’s blog visits and page views.