I was wanting to add a religiously themed web counter to my site, but after
intensive searching these are all I could find.
Jehovah’s Witnesses
counter: Only counts the elect and stops at 144,000.
Some Evangelicals
counter: Only counts you the first time you come to the page since once counted,
always counted.
Mormon counter: Lets you have multiple
counters.
Atheist counter: Randomly shows numbers but after millions and
millions of years of page views it evolves into a banner ad.
Lutheran
counter: Shaped like a dunghill but you can’t read the digits because they are
covered by snow.
Feenyite counter. No one outside the church is
counted.
Calvinist counter: Only those predestined to be counted are
counted
Baptist counter: Be of the age a reason and say the Sinners
Prayer to be counted.
New age counter: Counts everybody because all that
exists is a counter and each one of us is also a counter.
Unitarian
counter: Everybody can believe in the their own counter and it counts or doesn’t
count as they choose.
Buddhist counter: All counters are just an
illusion.
Moonie counter: Counts only if approved by Unification officials
