Here were my contributions to Amy Welborn’s request for a new season of EWTN shows. If you haven’t read the comment box lately for this post try again there are there are over 50 comments now and a lot of funny ideas.
The Wrath of Hahn – Scott Hahn battles the Jesus Seminar over their
misinterpretation of the Genesis Project.
The Catholic Justice League – William Donahue teams up with Superman,
Batman, Wonder Woman and all the rest. Watch as the swoop down and correct
liturgical abuses and make the media correct anti-Catholic bias. Super villains
include New York Times Man, Mr. Freeze church assets and Lex Martin Luther.
RCIA Survivor – A group of contestants go to an RCIA in a progressive
parish, the one left who still wants to enter the Church after hearing nothing
but pabulum wins.
American Idol Worship – Singers belt out tunes about celebrities,
money, drugs and sex and everything else Americans idolize.
The O’Reilly Fact-or Fiction – A pundit calling himself Catholics
demonstrates day in and out his ignorance of church doctrine and understanding
of conscience.
That 70’s AD show – The growing church after the destruction of
Jerusalem and the destruction of the temple struggles with problems and
persecution.
Will and Grace – St. Thomas Aquinas teaches a group of high students
that through free will and grace that they can become saints.
Who’s liturgy is it anyway? – A group of improvisational priests make
up the liturgy as they go along. From puppet Masses to artistic dancing you
never know what these wacky priests will do next.
